Gay Phonesex Joke

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the news paper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. "

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

I thought it was a great joke !

kisses

Marly

Tease & Denial Phonesex

Well hello all My nasty boys out there!

I have been having a smashing time on the phone with all of you, you never cease to amaze me, and delight me!

The Christmas season is upon us, and I want to take this opportunity to thank each and everyone of you for a great year and wish you a very Merry Christmas! You are so wonderful, I look forward to another exciting year with all of you, and some hot erotic phonesex!

I have another lovely lady that I like to do calls with, her name is Mommy Debbie and we have such fun teasing and playing with our little boys!

We had one such naughty boy that really required some discipline, along with his physical punishments we had him do a writing assignment to tell all of you what happened to him. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did. By the way I am Head Mistress *wink*

My Home Work by a NAUGHTY BOY

Tease and Denial. It all started because I did not get the Ginger Root ( for Mommy is cooking up a storm with my school Head Mistress ) I forgot to buy it, and made up lots of excuses as to why I should not be in trouble... but trouble came, and I could not...

They have denied me access to their wonderful bodies and I am only allowed to be able to please them with my tongue and sit in the corner and watch as they please themselves and each other...

Oh... the pain, the ecstasy, the frustration of such a fantasy... It, the fantasy was not asked for, but delivered to me as punishment for forgetting the Ginger Root ( Had any before?... It's HOT... and not to be eaten... )I know I will be in for it next time when I come home with it.

Mommy and Head Mistress are not pleased with me. To only sit and watch as they play together, juices flowing, tongues flickering, licking, every orifice exposed and explored.... Hmmmm only to be denied and have to stroke in silence and cum by myself...

The pleasure is to behold when you are good, and to be able to have the feelings of a warm wet pussy, a sweet pair of lips and tongue... licking, sucking... and of course, a gorgeous ass begging, asking and winking....

Butttt, Oh no... tease and denial, not that... no please not that... I would rather take Head Mistresses large strap-on and be spanked for the naughty indiscretions, but I know it is back to the Ginger Root with the heat and the burn.... only to please and be denied...

Be good boys now... you don't want to come in your hand now.... DO YOU...They wont let you wipe it up either.

I've learn't my lesson....

A very bad boy!

kisses
Marly
www.u2marly.com

Titty Phonesex!

I can't believe I have missed writing in here for so long! There has been so much happening, I guess I got carried away and forgot to write all my naughty tidbits.

Well luv, I have dated the same chap for the past month and let me tell you, he is a fuck and a half! I had almost forgotten what a nice, thick cock could feel like! (but not quite) lol

Steven has treated me to wonderful dinners, delicious adventures on the weekends and some of the most exhilarating sex I have had in a bit!

I am however, still available to talk with you most of the time.

Head Mistress Marly has been punishing that naughty boy Richard for all of his naughty indiscretions! The little bugger actually had the nerve to steal my panties from my laundry hamper and take a picture of them! Not only did he steal my panties but the naughty boy also took my favorite dildo! I missed it sorely, I was not impressed! He had some making up to do.

Firstly, I punished him by making him take my large toy into that little pussy ass of his, which made him whimper and whine, I guess he thought that being fucked in the ass was total enjoyment. He is rethinking his thoughts. Between, the fucking he got and licking he gave, lol, perhaps he learned his lesson?

Naughty boy Richard has 24 hours to prove he can be good, or he will have to be transferred to the "All boys" part of my school. There the boys will teach him their own type of lesson! lol

By next week, he may be known as "bitch boy Richard" instead of naughty boy Richard.

Call me soon, boys for all your naughty phonesex.

Marly

www.u2marly.com
1-887-826-2759

Suck & Fuck with Marly

Got your attention, didn't I? Thats right luv, we can suck and fuck the whole night away.

I love oral, I have never known a man to turn down a good blowjob! I love the feel of a mans cock getting hard in my mouth, feeling the muscle tense and pulsate on my tongue.

We can lick, and suck and enjoy each other, until we can't stand it anymore, then it is time for a hot, wild fuck!

Yes, sometimes, I get a little carried away (giggle) but today I am in a wild mood. Why don't you bring me that cock, and we can see what happens when I lower my lips onto it.

Call me soon sweets, for a super hot suck & fuck phonesex session.

hugs
Marly
www.u2marly.com
877-826-2759

White winter on it's way

Hello boys

Fall is coming to an end, the beautiful colors are fading away and I need to find some winter color!

The fun with the handy man and the electricians has come to an end, for know but I have next year to look forward to they have not finish yet.

It has been snowing the last couple of days, I do enjoy all the fun that comes with it, sking, ski-dooing and of course hottubs. Some of these things will have to wait a few months so until then,
I can dream of the thing that I can be doing when more snow falls. ( giggle, giggle)

Bring me some color (red) hot and horny phone sex will spice us up! Orgasms is what we have to look forward to.

hugs
Marly
www.u2marly.com
877-826-2759

Falls Beautiful Colors

Hi Fellas;

Keeping to my word, and making sure that I keep you informed of what is happening in my life! What a good girl am I? (giggle) O.K. so a naughty, good girl. (giggle)

The colors are all changing quickly here, the leaves are falling and the days are getting much shorter. Seems sad to watch summer disappear and all those beautiful colorful flowers slowly die and go back to Mother Earth. However, the fall brings beautiful colors all of its own! The oranges, yellows and browns are gorgeous, and although those colors only last a very short time before all the leaves are gone, it is very nice to watch all the same.

I have been robbed of my summer holiday so far, due to handymen and electricians, but the fun with them was great! I would still like to get away for a couple of weeks, but not for awhile. Maybe after Christmas.

I will be here for you all day and most of the evenings for the next few months. That means lots of hot, teasing phone sex for us. Lots of orgasms, lots of hot talk. So give me a call and let's play!

hugs
Marly
www.u2marly.com
877-826-2759

Horny ?

Now that I have your attention, (wink)(wink).

Summer is winding down, the evenings are getting cooler and it is time to start warming myself up a little bit more. (giggle)

I love summer, but I must admit I am looking forward to the Northern Lights, the frost on the trees and a good book, or hot calls in front of the fire place.

I love to think of you here with me, as we cuddle on a nice warm blanket in front of the fireplace. A nice glass of wine, soft lights, soft music and your HARD cock! ok ok, so I am not always romantic, sometimes just down right horny ! (giggle)

Like the way I think, give me a call. We can have some romantic, soft or hard and rowdy phone sex.


hugs
Marly
www.u2marly.com
877-826-2759